Quick Guide To Fighting Corruption: A Step By Step Approach [simplified edition] - By Jaye Gaskia via www.saharareporters.com
Okay as it is usual of me, I have been away for a while not because theres nothing interesting to talk about but out of sheer laziness and lack of willingness based on the fact that there are no discussions here. sometimes as a human you really need encouragement to know that what you are doing is the correct thing or the people around are loving it as am doing it for my sake and for our sakes as well, please readers I want us to make this a fora where we all can express our feelings concerning topical issues, anyway I bring along here tonight a quick guide that I got from someone on how to fight corruption the GEJ way, please learn and if you happen to be a president of a nation I advice you to do the opposite...lol
[Author: GEJ, The Presidency; Published By: Transformation Agenda Publications; Distributed By: Breathe Of Fresh Air Communications; Marketed By: Neighbor To Neighbor Wholesales LTD]
• Vehemently reject public declaration of your assets – ‘you don’t give a damn!
• Protect Subsidy and Crude Oil Thieves
• Indict petty Subsidy thieves; while protecting the ‘majors’ and those aiding and abetting them in government and the MDAs
• Arrest and parade petty crude oil thieves; while protecting their main sponsors
• Set up audit, probe and investigative committees, and promptly proceed to disregard their findings and recommendations
• Uncover 45,000 ghost workers from assessment of 159,000 workforce; and fail to uncover those collecting the N100bn in annual ghost-salaries
• Award without due process and secrecy coastline, waterways, and pipelines protection multi-billion naira contracts to Ex-Militant Generals in your kitchen cabinet.
• Use armed troops, armed police and surveillance helicopters to disperse Anti-Corruption protesters
• Arrest and harass Anti-Corruption Protest organisers
• Reward renowned thieves and treasury looters with choice and juicy board appointments
• Enter into plea bargain arrangements with convicted treasury looters
• Pardon notorious Bandits and Pirates convicted of pillaging the treasury
Public Disclaimer/Caveat Emptor:
‘Let us remind the Pardoners and the Pardonees that this and past Generations of Treasury Looters Shall not go Unpunished, as long, and as soon as We TAKE BACK NIGERIA! #DPSR
Disclaimer Issued By – DPSR
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